Show Navigation

Proprioception

Hey, I'm Calvin and I really dig space.
tsabe:

72 Degrees in the shade.
The Animated Self Portrait 
T.S Abe

tsabe:

72 Degrees in the shade.

The Animated Self Portrait 

T.S Abe

(via josephhdun)

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via josephhdun)

asylum-art:

Glass Sculptures by Ben Young

on Behance | Facebook

Sculptor Ben Young,  born in New-Zealand, creates amazing and very realistic sculptures, made of clear float glass. Bodies, waves and more abstract forms, waving and connected.

I work with 2D shapes and have to figure out how to translate that into a 3D finished product. Sometimes my start point changes dramatically as shapes can be limited – I can’t create any internal right angles – so I have to find a way to layer the glass to create certain shapes…

1.2.3. Fjord: Laminated clear float glass with cast concrete base and cast white bronze cabin.
H 170 x W 250 x D 350mm.

4.5.6.7.New Lands: Laminated clear float glass with cast concrete.
H 250 x W 350 x D 350mm.

8.9. Hashtag: Laminated clear float glass.
190mm x 190mm x 70mm.

10.Wild Southerly: Laminated clear float glass.
900mm x 250mm x 250mm.

ehentalix:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

I did this once and my friend, without missing a single beat, turns around and says “For the last time, you’re 1206. Why I even bother…”

(via josephhdun)

baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

(via josephhdun)

starbucks cashier:how can i help you
me:i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

asylum-art:

Alienation: Upside-Down Portraits Make People Look Like Aliens by Anelia Loubser

Behance | Facebook

This latest photo series by Anelia Loubser, a photographer in Cape Town, reminds us that even the simplest change in perspective can change how things look drastically. By selectively cropping and flipping the dark portraits in her “Alienation” series, Loubser makes basic human portraits look like creepy alien close-ups.

‘Alienation’ is a collection of portraits that challenges the viewer by using creative tactics based on the concept, ‘If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change’ – Wayne Dyer,” Loubser explains. To see more of her work, as well as the “before” photos she took for this series, visit her Behance profile.

via boredpanda

Watch the video:

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(Source: tubofgoodthings, via josephhdun)

asylum-art:

 Octopus-Inspired Design Ideas

The octopus, with its eight writhing tentacles and otherworldly appearance, has fascinated and inspired mankind since we first explored the oceans. While we may no longer write myths and legends about tentacled sea beasts, these modern octopus-inspired household designs are enough to inspire a dread of the deep. Some of us might not feel comfortable facing a slimy octopus, but the artists and designers behind these octopus products consider them be great sources of inspiration for their artworks. That sleek black leather octopus chair could be Poseidon’s throne, while those octopus chandeliers might make you feel like you’re 20,000 leagues under the sea.

1.2)  Octopus Chair. Image credits: Maximo Riera

3) Octopus Umbrella. Image credits: imgur.com | Buy

4) Octopus Bracelet. Image credits: Maya

5.)Octopus Chandelier. Image credits: imgur

6) Octopus Ear Cuff. Image credits: martymagic

7) Octopus Table. Image credits: Image credits: Isaac Krauss

8) Octopus Watch. Image credits: kudoke.eu

9) Octopus Candelabra. credits: catalog.sourcecollection.com

10) Octopus Cake. Image credits: Karen Portaleo

11) Octopus Rings. mage credits: Linda Smyth

12.13) Octopus Chandelier. credits: catalog.sourcecollection.com

14) Octopus Punch Bowl. credits: catalog.sourcecollection.com

15) Octopus Cellphone Holder. Available at Amazon.com

16) Octopus Gate. Image credits: paulgilbert-blacksmith.co.uk

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

(via josephhdun)

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused


after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused

after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

(via josephhdun)

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

(via josephhdun)

athenagracee:

instagram: @athenagracee / fujixT1 18mm / vsco film

(via timeformorecoffee)

j6:

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

okay what the fuck

(via josephhdun)

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via josephhdun)